Another Tuesday, another couch, and Brian has arrived in a BRAND NEW BASS PRO SHIRT — which he wants everyone to know about immediately. Morgan's on fact checker duty and she's already got her hands full, b'ys. Business first: the VPN plan FAILED. The boys tried to juice their own numbers by pretending to be foreign and the algorithm saw straight through it, so the only remaining option is obvious — ONE OF THEM HAS TO MOVE TO EUROPE. That's it. That's the growth strategy. Somebody start a GoFundMe. Then Pete pitches what might be his finest idea to date: the boys reading DRAMATIC EXCERPTS from SEQUEL MOVIES. Mulan 2. Lion King 2. Cars 2. Full performance, zero shame. Drop your pick in the comments and they'll do it — this is a threat, not a promise. GTA 6 gets its moment too, with Rockstar out there doing its best, we guess. And Brian dusts off the IMMENSE POP CULTURE KNOWLEDGE to name literally every single actor in any movie ever made, which spirals — as it always does — into a full-blown war with the English language and how names are supposedly pronounced. And the Blind Ranking is a proper trip to the vault: THINGS. Just... Things. Pete's all-time favourite, back from the no-fact-checker era, still completely unhinged. Soakers only. Crack one and settle in, b'ys.
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🎵 Song of the Week: Edge of the Earth – The Beaches
❓ Guess the Song Lyric: Some Nights – FUN
🔢 Blind Ranking: Things